Sunday 10 November 2013

Inilah Formula Mangle Pilihanku...!!!


Sudah sekian puluh kali gonta-ganti formula mangle, puluhan kali pula merasa ada yg kurang.
Begitulah manusia selama masih hidup, punya rasa pingin berlebih dan terlalu tinggi le mbayangne sing serba indah-indah, wokwokwokwok....

Ambil contoh bojo huwayuuuuuu... dulu le puingin karo si Tamara karena dari jauh ketok kinclong, "ndahneo dan ndahneo" Pengandai-andaian yang berlebihan itulah racun'e wong urip, kikikikik...

Dibayangne pasti indah, setelah dilakoni... pasti ketok elek'e.

Misale: tibane Tamara panu'en, kutu'ne akeh, busik'en, dsb, dsb, yg itu semua tibakne mengurangi rasa sing semula indah dibayangne, hahaha... pizz!!!

Mangkane tow... copas yo copas, tapi sing punya konsep dan strategi, "Pas enggak ya dengan kebutuhan kita?"

Bagaimanapun yang berlebihan itu pasti gak enak, misal'e manis: kliwat manis dadi mengkirik, gurih: kliwat gurih dadi asiiinn.

Semua punya tatanan FORMULA yang pas, jangan dicampur-campur lagi dengan formula hebat lainnya jika formula sampean sudah pas menurut anda "Ingat, tiap orang memiliki citarasa masing-masing "

Ojo njur: mbako enak dicampur puding enak. Jangan sampai asal dalam memadukan formula formula hebat untuk dipaksa cocok dengan keinginan kita.

Bakso enak di tambahi petis enak belum tentu doyan tow? apalagi sik ditambahi maneh dengan juruh enak, hahahahahahahah....

Dari sekian formula yang seba enak-enak menurut pembuatnya telah aku coba, tibane seleraku sing minoritas, aneh, dan terlalu sederhana.

Bukan formula "gantengin" gambar Tesi yang aku cari, bukan formula Yuyukangkang sing kelakon nggendongi banyak wanita, bukan formula Oemar Bakre sing bisa menyulap si Bodoh bernilai serba 9 tapi aku mencari "formula sing nyaman" sing bikin ayem hari ini dan hari2 berikutnya...

Inilah kira-kira formula mangle sederhana itu, biar orang lain menilai itu cuman "resep kulupan ndeso" yang penting sehat dan aku nyaman dengan ini :

/ip firewall mangle
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment=\
    "<<_____   Web-Proxy : Test   _____>>" disabled=no new-packet-mark=\
    tcp-hit out-interface="= SPEEDY =" passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "C-20 >>" new-packet-mark="upload c20" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "H-Spot >>" new-packet-mark="upload hotspot" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "W-Net >>" new-packet-mark="upload warnet" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "X-Link >>" new-packet-mark="upload xlink" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn c20" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn hotspot" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn warnet" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn xlink" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn c20" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-c20 passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn hotspot" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-hotspot passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn warnet" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-warnet passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn xlink" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-xlink passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-c20 out-interface="C-20 >>" \
    passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-hotspot out-interface=\
    "H-Spot >>" passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-warnet out-interface="W-Net >>" \
    passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-xlink out-interface="X-Link >>" \
    passthrough=no

Piss bro... ojo di seneni ya aku


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